yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via indianoceanmonkeys)

The German national football team that won the World Cup in 1990! 

The German national football team that won the World Cup in 1990! 

Just Fontaine is just divine 

Just Fontaine is just divine 

Trust us, Pelé; The soccer pitch isn’t the only place where your hustle is appreciated.

Trust us, Pelé; The soccer pitch isn’t the only place where your hustle is appreciated.

Sure, George Best is good at football, but there’s something else he’s Best at…

Sure, George Best is good at football, but there’s something else he’s Best at…

Jurgen Klinsmann can take a shot at my heart anytime.

Jurgen Klinsmann can take a shot at my heart anytime.

For the duration of the world cup, your friends at historywithabang will be posting football-playing hotties throughout history. Enjoy!

Would we even be a proper hot history blog without the all-American rebel James Dean?

Would we even be a proper hot history blog without the all-American rebel James Dean?